Coffee 3:48 Mon Mar 26
Hellman's Mayonnaise
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Is there anything better, any finer, more versatile or appealing condiment? I think not.
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Ilford Hammer
5:28 Wed Mar 28
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Salad Cream is king of the condiments.
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joyo
4:44 Wed Mar 28
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Your not a cunt or fussy eater are you Eerie Indecent, because any size or shape of cock will fit in your fat gob!
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Swiss.
4:37 Wed Mar 28
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OK this to end it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1JA-nh0IfI
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Eerie Descent
4:03 Wed Mar 28
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The biggest cunts on the planet are fussy eaters.
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Gavros
3:52 Wed Mar 28
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I tell you who are cunts.
people who eat mac and cheese.
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yngwies Cat
3:27 Wed Mar 28
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Mayo is for cunts. And people who refer to the 'Naise' as Mayo are cunts. Myself included.
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Gavros
3:23 Wed Mar 28
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Surely every fucker in the world realises that you have HP BROWN sauce in a bacon sandwich?
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joyo
3:20 Wed Mar 28
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For once l have to agreed with the fat scumbag Private Mincer!
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Eerie Descent
11:17 Wed Mar 28
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Private Dancer 10:36 Wed Mar 28
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Private Dancer
10:36 Wed Mar 28
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A thread like this is guaranteed to bring the cunts out...'ooohhh I love salad cream' 'ooohhh you can't have that with cheese' what a bunch of cunts..
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ironsofcanada
10:01 Wed Mar 28
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lab 9:12 Wed Mar 28
Make your own, takes about 10 minutes, 2 if you have a decent hand blender.
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lab
9:12 Wed Mar 28
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I think mayonnaise tastes of chemicals.
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Agent Scud
9:10 Wed Mar 28
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In reference to bacon sandwiches, cook the rashers in duck fat. You might die a few years earlier than planned but you'll die happy.
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Cheezey Bell-End
4:02 Tue Mar 27
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Joyo, do you have to come on here to share your perversions every time you want to tug your micro-penis, you creepy little weirdo?
It's tiresome. You need to develop some self awareness and stop acting the dick, even though it obviously comes naturally to you.
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Spandex Sidney
3:55 Tue Mar 27
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Why the FUCK does a condiment have to be 'versatile'?
Fucking modern, gentrified, food programme cock suckers. When I run the country I will immediately reinstate the death penalty specifically for Nigel Slater.
'NO YOU CUNT, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING RADICCHIO GROWING IN MY GARDEN'
I'm off down Iceland for some Findus Crispy Pancakes. With salad cream.
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joyo
3:41 Tue Mar 27
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Sleazy Bell End l thought you preferred ladyboy cock in your mouth rather than a bacon buttie with or without mayonnaise
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Cheezey Bell-End
2:38 Tue Mar 27
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I would never add a condiment to a bacon sandwich. Soft white bread, a load of real salted butter and fatty bacon. The heart might not approve, but that's what I like.
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Eerie Descent
2:36 Tue Mar 27
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I'm all for having certain standards in life, but getting poncey over some fucking sauce?
Some serious fucking bellends about.
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Swiss.
12:53 Tue Mar 27
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salad cream = white trash
Sauce béarnaise is what you want. Not just for steak.
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Agent Scud
10:53 Tue Mar 27
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Hellman's is passable but far from the best mayo.
The ideal sauce is some Heinz Ketchup mixed with Tabasco - shits all over anything else when it comes to a fry-up or bacon sandwich.
Salad Cream is the Jeremy Kyle of condiments. Beloved by white trash fuckwits and a guilty secret for those marginally above the peasants.
By far the worst condiment ever is Sweet Chili - fucking abomination.
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